HypotheticalCraft SMP: The Blocky Brain Teasers

$100 Australian, 10 cents, ATARI name, Atari tokens, Atri, blocky, Brain, Crypto, dirt cheap, dumb idea, education, hypothetical question, HypotheticalCraft, Investment, loose change, new fag, nostalgia rare, reserve, rocking horse shit, Shill, smp, TEASERS

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where every block is made of pure Atari tokens (ATRI) and the only currency accepted is loose change!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you invest all your spare change into ATRI, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. Plus, if you buy up all the reserve, you’ll become as rare as rocking horse shit – now who wouldn’t want that?

And did we mention that the server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are obsessed with Atari? They’ll guide you on your quest to become the richest player in the land, all while cracking hilarious jokes and serving up llama-themed snacks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Atari crypto millionaire.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

play.ohanacraft.us

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Star Shards Collected:	76
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Votes:	7307
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

play.glitchnet.win

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

nztech.jogar.io

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magic Items Found:	2736
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

mc.renderite.xyz

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4472
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Gods Slained:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Buildings Constructed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magic Items Found:	8918
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2981	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

mc.faizsmp.my.id:5006

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Potions Brewed:	190
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mines Excavated:	4387	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

play.arbormc.co

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ores Mined:	2817	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

play.phantasymc.com

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	11
Void Gems Collected:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

play.terramc.io