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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9677 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4539 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 345 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?
But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.
And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
