| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 9274 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 6261 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
play.hypixmc.xyz
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6168 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 6997 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 1907 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Crops Grown: | 6184 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.
if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.
so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2096 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6261 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8273 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 224 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1541 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 29 |
Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!
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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8574 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 624307 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.
I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.
If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 2679 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1710 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!
So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 6283 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9863 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 154 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.
So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 2801 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 7148 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺
Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱
So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1329 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1108 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.
And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.
So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 778 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 496 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while battling dragons and zombies at the same time. Our server offers a unique experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And the best part? You can do it all while hanging out with your friends and making new ones along the way.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a support group for those going through tough times. Need someone to talk to about your problems? We’ve got you covered. Our community is here to lift you up and help you through any challenges you may be facing.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life while slaying creepers and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5790 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Ores Mined: | 2488 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Magic Items Found: | 1802 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we once had a llama ride a roller coaster while juggling diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the time we all teamed up to build a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
So if you wanna join in on the fun, come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP! Just remember, only the most outrageous players need apply. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOO!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 151 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly chickens who love to mess with players’ builds. Can you outsmart these spectral fowl and become the true master builder?
Join now and prove once and for all that being a genius is overrated – it’s all about having fun and embracing your inner goofball!
