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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 2123 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 117 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).
We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?