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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4299 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).
We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?