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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 2347 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 | Emeralds Found: | 8285 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 119 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
But fear not, my fellow blockheads, because I have found a new server that is even more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. This server has unicorns as mounts, dragons as pets, and a secret underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, the owner is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into stacks of diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).
So come join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, blame it on the lag. #YOLOminecraft #blockparty #whatisrealityanyway