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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 8307 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 254 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8509 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of priorities…or not! Join us if you want to escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a land where giving away washers without consulting your spouse is the norm!
Imagine a world where medical bills and car repairs are a thing of the past, and you can spend your hard-earned diamonds on frivolous gifts for your friends instead. Who needs a new mattress when you can spend that money on virtual baby supplies for your pixelated offspring?
On our server, the only thing sinking is the ground beneath your blocky feet, not your old bed. So come join us and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and giving away housewarming gifts without a second thought is the ultimate goal. It’s a virtual utopia where financial woes are non-existent and the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your spouse’s wrath.
