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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1795 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
Join us for a chance to escape your own family drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or surviving the night.
Our server is perfect for those looking to start fresh and learn new skills, just like my husband did when he ran away from his farm life. Who needs literacy and numeracy skills when you can mine for diamonds and battle zombies?
And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, just log on and let loose in our virtual world. Plus, we promise not to judge your cooking skills like my in-laws did to my poor husband.
So come join us on this crazy adventure and show your family that you can thrive in any environment, even a virtual one. See you in the game!