HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	1325	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineClash

Economy, Hardcore, Prison, PvP

MineClash is a Prison server with unique plugins, cumulative voting rewards, crates, plotmines, and lots of custom content! Come and be part of our awesome community today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Emeralds Found:	4913	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Nexxus Legion

Economy, Factions, Survival

==================== NEXXUS LEGION ======================

We are a small server. Only about 10 people may join our server at a time. Survival server for fun and socialization.

==================== IN GAME RANKS OF NEXXUS LEGION ======================

—Novice— The obvious new-comer to the server. They MUST register on the forum(http://nexxus.4umotion.com) and make a brief post about themselves to be promoted to Player. Commands Available: /help /msg /home /sethome /spawn

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Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Craft Unio

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Craft Union

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

XenonCraftPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Hey Guys This Is Our New Server we are looking for staff and are willing to co-operate with players we are very friendly and love to chat so come join this hardcore raiding server :p also we are open to suggestions such and spawn server plugins and loads of other awesome stuff. Now You Can Vote For A Random Reward Each Time. Its Ranges From Diamonds To Op Swords And Lots Of Other Awesome Prized. We Have A server Shop And Lots Of Great Kits Come Join Today!

Our WorldBorder Limit Is 5000 Blocks

We Have Trade Rooms Now So Theives Cant Steal Your Items

We Also have Mobcash get Money For Killing Your Mobs

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EmporiorNetwork

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skywars, Survival

EmporiorNetwork the Global Community Network

Were a fun Minecraft server network with custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback.

You can join our server through the following IP adress: mc.emporior.net Dont forget to visit and register on our site: www.emporior.net Want to talk with other players or staff then you can join our TeamSpeak server: ts.emporior.net

Come visit us and you will have a great time. See you soon on EmporiorNetwork.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	726

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VisiStudios

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VISISTUDIOS.COM Takes you to a different galaxy long.. long… time ago. The mighty Galactic empire is at the brink of war. After the great war with Darth Vader the Republic empire found victory! However before Darth Vader went he had died with a curse that rose him and his army back from the dead. These undead 501st Clones have ran sacked and slathered villagers, and many are missing. You are surviving only on pure will to live.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PenguinCraft

Factions

PenguinCraft

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MilkCraft Survival

Survival

The best survival game in the MINECRAFT PLANET!! Join today and check it out! If you like it check out the website and tell friends about it! Be sure to check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Towns Built:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Mines Excavated:	1772

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Castle Crafters

Mini Games

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	155
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

World84

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

World8-4 is a gaming community, hosting multiple Minecraft Servers on some awesome hardware. Based off creating a friendly community we strive to keep our servers at the highest standards. Every server has a complete Anti-cheating system, including anti-xray and an active team of staff to respond instantly so you’re not left needing help.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Baneshroud

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Baneshroud has been a community since early Minecraft Beta. Across various updates and servers, our community is as strong as ever. You will never find more friendly players in Minecraft. Several towns are openly recruiting players, so feel free to explore and ask around to see what fits your playstyle best.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Lindquist Survival

Survival, Vanilla

This server is a survival server with a good protection plugin. Go onto: Website The server is aimed at a mature but friendly community. We have a rollback plugin so griefers can be rolledback and banned. You can rank up by doing the command: /ar check. You can rank up based on how many hours you have played.

1. Novice – default 2. Apprentice – 10 hours 3. Adept – 100 hours 4. Master – 200 hours

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Super Craft Brothers

Hardcore

First of all, I want to send a warm welcome to all the new players that have joined us, SCB has just been released as an open beta in collaboration with SethBling! We have launched with 7 maps and have gradually increased that number to 11 now. We have had tons of fun developing this and will continue to work on game additions like leveling, achievements, advanced PvP statistics and more maps!

We are the Official Super Craft Brothers servers and we are working on fully automatic servers with a lobby and queu system to support many players. We will still keep the original 4 players per match scheme as the original version, but we will add features that were simply not possible using redstone only.

We will release a set of 6 NEW maps made by Block_Fortress as well as the original maps made by SethBling. This is a very exciting project and we are very happy to be doing it with SethBling. Stay tuned for some beta testing soon!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JailHouseBlox

Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JailHouseBlox is an OP Prison server with many perks. ✓ 24 prison ranks with different mines, shops, banks, and more for each rank so you’ll never get bored ✓ plenty of donor ranks at good prices ✓ Friendly, helpful staff, always at least on guard on. ✓ Averages over 100 members at all times ✓ Members are knowledgeable on minecraft as well as on JHB. ✓ Online 24/7 ✓ We have the flo-auction plugin so you can get rid of stuff you don’t want as well as getting new/better items for yourself

• Each rank, A-L, Free, and Citizen have they’re own mines, some have two mines, some have a mine and a tree mine. • The mines get better and better as you move up, starting at just stone, iron, and coal, but moving up too having gold ore, diamond blocks, and emerald ore. And that’s not even the best • After earning rank Citizen, you can earn the 10 Prestige ranks. These are a part of being citizen and do not provide with new mines though they do give you certain perks, for example: a pet.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ionic_Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is in a new state,everything went to hell and we are repairing it until then don’t join this server,and also I will update this post with more information about this,and any new information. Also I’m not the owner. Skype me for any questions. LixCoffee

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	127
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	8458
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”