HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LazyLive

Welcome to the LazyLive Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as lifesteal dupe, hardcore, events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4061

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Azterinsteal

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A new lifesteal server with features such as: DONUTSMP SPAWNERS MONEY DUPE FARMS PVP ZONES and a Active and Growing Community

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Silverstar MC

A fun community server to play and expand your creativity at will while enjoying the Vanilla-ish feeling of MC with added bonuses along the way. – No Raiding /No Griefing / No PVP (unless in events) – Daily rewards with event rewards weekly – Custom Events: Parkour, Build Event, Puzzles, Trivia – RP Friendly – Join our Discord for movie nights and more (https://discord.gg/skZTuXXs)

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineBlox

Skyblock

This is a Minecraft server called MineBlox, version is 1.17.1+. Mine blocks and upgrade your items. You can explore the worlds!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7140	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BungholeMC

Earth, Economy, Towny

Welcome to BungholeMC! We are a towny earth SMP, we are currently in beta testing, so if you would like to join some stuff will not be finished yet. Please join our discord to report any bugs

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Gold Ingots Survival

Lifesteal Survival No land claims Clans Item Economy Dozens of Enhanced Weapons / Tools To Obtain In game events (Bloodmoon, King of the Hill, And More!)

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Coconoot

Vanilla

Private mc server

maybe sometime in the future it will be open but for now only for private purposes 🙂

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Divine Spears Created:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Mortals & Mythos

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Dark Gothic and High Fantasy intertwined, Mortals and Mythos is a 16+ hardcore roleplaying server focused in mixing realism and science with the supernatural and pseudoscience. The world is laden with threats, rhymes and puzzles, and everything is intended for a full immersive experience. Lore is only learned through the libraries, old texts or events.

Athon is the continent wherein everything exists. In the current setting, players would have embarked on a long and treacherous eight-year journey that would eventually find themselves landed on new grounds.

Mortals and Mythos was founded in early 2023, and there is still many large projects until official release, however, during our Alpha phase, we have a plenty of story-arcs planned that will slide seamlessly into the final map.

Want to join? You can find whitelist and community information by either visiting: mortalsandmythos.com, or joining our Discord server: https://discord.gg/TqUsrzRUfe

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5001
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ELITEMC

LifeSteal

Welcome To ELITEMC Join this server and enjoy there are crates ranks random teleport custom Armor random players Join Now!!!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Exile Faction

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Introducing Exile Factions, set to release on 02/28, meticulously crafted with the essence of all the greatest factions servers in history, aiming to revive the golden era of factions gameplay! Boasting a plethora of features, including a fully customized cannoning jar for version 1.20.4, over 100 unique custom enchants for an unparalleled factions experience, monthly crates with exclusive drops and enchantments like the MONOPOLY enchant for lucrative ore mining, and intricately designed dungeons with 3D modeled bosses spawning in warzones or through boss eggs in our monthly crates. Experience specialized crates, coin flipping, and jackpots, alongside essential features like MCMMO, auction house, player vaults, and much more. With robust server support capable of accommodating up to 500 players with minimal lag, weekly updates, and an eagerly awaited early-beta launch, we’re committed to reviving factions gameplay to its finest. For those interested in our early-beta launch date, please reach out via Discord.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Farms Harvested:	106	Crops Grown:	1044

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CrazyShot

Factions, KitPvP, PvP

In this server we will bring back the old CRACKSHOT FACTION style weapons! If you are a nostalgic player from old Minecraft servers this is the right server for you, because it has a completely ancient style! Guaranteed fun.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Crops Grown:	7050
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FireNetwork

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal

Welcome to our Minecraft server, an extraordinary place where adventure and competition come together in a unique experience! Prepare to be overwhelmed by an epic atmosphere and a wide range of engaging games and challenges. Join us for an epic adventure, where skill, strategy and competitiveness come together to create an unprecedented gaming experience. Our servers are always active and full of passionate players, so all you have to do is jump in and show off what you’re capable of. We are waiting for you in our Minecraft world, ready to make you experience incredible emotions!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SMP Earth Civilizations

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

Towny Smp earth for all! You can play as your own town or nation or join a prexisting one. Raid and seige other nations and Towns! Active player base.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crops Grown:	4024
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CayanNet

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Fearcraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

Welcome to Fearcraft, the ultimate Minecraft PvP experience! Immerse yourself in combat, strategy, and skill on our action-packed PvP server where your opinion matters.

Custom PvP Arenas: Engage in intense battles in meticulously designed arenas catering to various playstyles, from open battlegrounds to intricate mazes. Clan Warfare: Join or create clans, forge alliances, and defend your honor against rival groups. Kit System: Experiment with different combinations to gain the upper hand in battle. Events and Tournaments: Participate to prove your prowess, win exclusive rewards, and establish yourself as a legendary PvP champion. Balanced gameplay: Our administrators fine-tune gameplay for a fair and exciting experience. Regular updates keep the meta fresh. Community-driven: Join a thriving PvP community, make friends, form alliances, and engage in friendly banter on our Discord server. Anti-Cheat Measures: We take cheating seriously, equipped with state-of-the-art measures for a level playing field. Dedicated Server: Experience minimal lag on our powerful server, ensuring seamless gameplay even during peak hours.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.