Hurry Up Jenkins! Minecraft Server

Accountability, attitude, business partners, Communication, Deadlines, Golf, hard work, Hurry, Jenkins, leadership, Minecraft, productivity, Professionalism, punctuality, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Slacking, spreadsheets, success, teamwork, Time management, VALUES, work ethic

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Farms Harvested:	879
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Divine Spears Created:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value punctuality, hard work, and a good attitude just like Jenkins should have! Join us and you’ll have the chance to golf with our business partners in-game, where the only spreadsheets you’ll be dealing with are the ones you use to build your epic creations. Don’t let Jenkins catch you slacking though, or you might just end up in a virtual meeting with the boss! Join now for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other.

HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, Childhood, cilantro, coffee, dark chocolate, eggplant, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvNow, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, smp, spinach, sushi, taste buds, VEGETABLES

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6473
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchantments Applied:	173	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6943	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have a snack?” or “Dad, can you help me with my homework?” Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense! Join us and escape the responsibilities of parenthood by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your virtual friends.

Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!

So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!

SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL

China, communication cables, denial, diplomatic dispute, Espionage, foreign affairs, government response, international relations, investigation, legal jurisdiction, maritime incident, maritime law, prosecutors, sabotage, security breach, severed cables, Ship, Surveillance, Sweden, SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL, territorial waters

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Animals Bred:	47
Dimension Hops:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier stories than this one! we once had a player who built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, true story bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a zombie apocalypse event and everyone had to fend off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Moo Meadows 1.21

aisha ushimaru, alicjia da lontano, alma maito, altashi, areum karla, Azura Dulait, Bai, berryleche, coslimonka, cow, cowgirl cowgirl, cowtuber, ember ushi, Goat, heidi heiter, herapath, hoozuki iriya, jingle bells, lola boba, mandy may, marota ch, maroyaka milk, Meadows, Miilkywayz, milk, Moo, mookei, moomistar, mooranda, Muu Muyu, pinkmoo boba, pomuri, puddlecow, rosiebellmoo, seoully, shimofuri ichibo, spookiiphoria, team moo moo milk, ushimei momoka, Vtuber, wishy

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the cows and goats are actually VTubers. I’m talking about Pomuri, Rosiebellmoo, and even Lola Boba. They’re all there, vibing in the virtual world. But wait, there’s more! We also got Maroyaka Milk and Hoozuki Iriya representing the goats. It’s a whole farm of VTuber goodness waiting for you to join. So come on in, build your own virtual barn, and hang out with the coolest bovidae crew around. It’s gonna be udderly amazing, trust me.

Bring Me Kojima – Minecraft SMP

BRING, bring me kojima, Death Stranding, Game Developer, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hideo kojima, japanese game designer, Kojima, kojima admirers, kojima enthusiasts, kojima fanbase, kojima fans, kojima followers, kojima games, kojima loyalists, kojima productions, kojima supporters, metal gear solid, Minecraft, playstation games, smp, video games

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	285	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	4147
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret quest to find the legendary game developer Hideo Kojima hidden somewhere in our world. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft secrets and powers. Join us on this wild adventure as we search high and low for Kojima and uncover the mysteries of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into along the way! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kojima awaits, will you answer the call?

LoveCraft SMP

acceptance, Affection, appreciation, comfort, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, emotions, feelings, fulfillment, Happiness, joy, love, lovecraft, relationships, SECURITY, smp, Support, Understanding, validation, warmth

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Magic Items Found:	8574	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like a basic b*tch? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is throwing a party in the End dimension every Saturday night. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the love, the laughter, and the sheer insanity that awaits you. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet llama that raps like Eminem? Join now and find out how it feels to be loved…by a bunch of pixelated block creatures. YOLO, amirite?

LemonCraft: Make Mine(lemons)Craft!

adaptation, Challenges, coping, lemon desserts, lemon juice, lemon recipes, lemon zest, lemonade, lemonade from scratch, lemonade out of lemons, lemonade stand, lemoncraft, lemons, Life, making the best of it, MinelemonsCraft, Overcoming, positivity, resilience, silver linings, turning sour into sweet

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	4202
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you lemons? Well, on our server, we turn those lemons into diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got a lemonade stand that’s actually a secret entrance to a hidden diamond mine. And don’t even get us started on the lemon-powered flying machines we’ve got cruising around the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a pet lemon tree that drops enchanted lemons that give you special powers when you eat them. Want to shoot lemonade out of your hands like a superhero? Done. Want to ride a giant lemon into battle against a horde of creepers? We’ve got you covered.

So come join us on our crazy, lemon-filled Minecraft adventure! Who knew lemons could be so much fun?

SoggyShip Minecraft Server

cargo ship, crew members, crew missing, emergency response, international waters, maritime accident, maritime authorities, maritime disaster, maritime news, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Minecraft, naval incident, Russian, Russian Foreign Ministry, Russian sailors, sank, search and rescue, Server, Shipping industry, SoggyShip, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Animals Bred:	131

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A RUSSIAN CARGO SHIP IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA – SINKIN’ AND MISSING CREW LEFT AND RIGHT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, YOU MIGHT END UP LOST AT SEA BUT AT LEAST YOU’LL HAVE A GOOD TIME! WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE BUILDING CHALLENGES, COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS! 🚢🌊🤪

SankCraft: Russian Blast Ship

Black sea, blast, crew safety., emergency response, engine room blast, geopolitical tensions, international relations, investigation, maritime disaster, maritime incident, maritime security, Russian, Russian navy, Russian ship, safety regulations, salvage operation, sanctions enforcement, sanctions violation, SankCraft, Ship, Shipping industry, sinks, US sanctions, vessel sinking

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	321	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Yo, so like, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where a Russian ship under US sanctions sinks after an engine room blast? I know, crazy right? But like, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us for the ultimate underwater adventure as you explore the wreckage of the sunken ship and uncover hidden treasures. But watch out for the radioactive fish mutants that lurk in the depths, they’re not too friendly.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this – rumor has it that the ghost of the ship’s captain haunts the server, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to plunder his shipwreck. So like, be prepared to face some spooky encounters while you’re exploring.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a shipwreck and battled radioactive fish mutants all in one day? Let’s get this party started!

NoCensor OpenSource FunLand

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Censorship, companies, consequences, Content Creation, Development, digital age, ethical considerations, Ethics, FUNLAND, generation, harmful content, innovation, internet, models, NoCensor, open source, opensource, Prevention, Regulation, sexual content, Technology

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Chimeras Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchantments Applied:	142
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Towns Built:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and boring? well not dis one, cuz we don’t care bout censorship or rules or any of dat stuff. we let u do whatever u want, even if it’s totally cray cray.

like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. and another player who made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we got all the mods and plugins u could ever want. want to ride a unicorn into battle? we got u. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? done and done. want to blow up the entire map with TNT? well, maybe not that one, but u get the idea.

so come join us on dis server and let your imagination run wild. just don’t blame us if u end up getting banned for building a giant statue of a naked Steve. hey, we never said we were totally uncensored, just mostly uncensored.

Cancer Cure Crafters

advanced medical technology, Cancer, Cancer Cell Conversion, Cancer Cell Reprogramming, Cancer Cell Reversal, Cancer Cell Reversion, Cancer Cell Transformation, Cell State Conversion, Cell State Reversion, Colon Cancer Therapy, Colon Cancer Treatment, Crafters, cure, groundbreaking technology, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, new technology, Non-toxic Cancer Treatment, normal cells, Normal Colon Cells, Revert Cancer Cells, Side Effects Avoidance, Tumor Cell Treatment

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	3744

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da sickest tech dat can turn cancer cells into normal cells! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and suddenly u get hit with a cancer cell but BAM, our tech swoops in and turns it into a normal cell like it ain’t no thang. no side effects, just pure minecraft fun! join now and let’s cure cancer, one block at a time!

Kid’s Dream Heels 1.20.6

1.20.6, childhood desires, childhood dreams, childhood fashion, childhood favorites, childhood footwear, childhood memories, dream, fashion choices, fashion influences, fashion trends, favorite shoes, heels, High heels, Kids, kids fashion, Nostalgia, retro fashion, shoe memories, shoe obsessions, shoe preferences, shoe styles, vintage heels

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF!

Imagine a world where you can build the craziest heels you liked when you were a kid, like, who wouldn’t want that?

We got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into tiny little pixelated pieces.

And the community? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the community, they’re like a bunch of unicorns dancing on rainbows, it’s magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building those childhood heels, bro!

California Changed Its Laws On Shoplifting Minecraft SMP

#youtube, California, CHANGED.., consequences, court system, crime, criminal behavior, Hope, Justice, law enforcement, Laws, Legal System, legislation, Minecraft, penalties, recidivism, REFORM, Rehabilitation, Shoplifting, smp, societal impact, theft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just there to welcome you to the server with a bang! And if you manage to survive that, you’ll be greeted by our resident prankster who will fill your house with chickens just for fun.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where you compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. Or how about our “Pig Racing Derby” where you ride pigs through obstacle courses and try not to fall off (spoiler alert: you will).

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! And remember, there’s always hope…unless you’re being chased by a horde of zombie chickens.

RedFlagPersonality – Minecraft SMP

arrogance, Behavior, character traits, controlling behavior, dishonesty, emotional intelligence, Insecurity, lack of empathy, Manipulation, Minecraft, negative traits, Personality, red flag, red flags in dating, red flags in friendships, red flags in relationships, RedFlagPersonality, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, smp, toxic personality, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	New Chunks Explored:	533897
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Bro, if you ain’t joining this epic Minecraft SMP, you’re missing out on the wildest ride of your life. We got creepers that tell dad jokes, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon throws the sickest parties. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. If that ain’t a red flag for a good time, I don’t know what is. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

MinecraftTimeWarp

agonizing minutes, enduring time, excruciating wait, excruciatingly long, feeling endless, feeling like eternity, intense moments, longest five minutes, MinecraftTimeWarp, never-ending minutes, slow ticking clock, time crawling by, time dragging, time dragging on, time moving slowly, time slowing down, time standing still, time stretching out, waiting forever

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ores Mined:	3242	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	90	Falling into the Void:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
New Chunks Explored:	108990	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7467

Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the perfect diamond sword, only to have it disappear right before your eyes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that kind of heartbreak again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground village run by a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. Trust us, the longest five minutes of your life will be spent laughing uncontrollably on our server!