Hurry Up Jenkins! Minecraft Server

Accountability, attitude, business partners, Communication, Deadlines, Golf, hard work, Hurry, Jenkins, leadership, Minecraft, productivity, Professionalism, punctuality, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Slacking, spreadsheets, success, teamwork, Time management, VALUES, work ethic

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value punctuality, hard work, and a good attitude just like Jenkins should have! Join us and you’ll have the chance to golf with our business partners in-game, where the only spreadsheets you’ll be dealing with are the ones you use to build your epic creations. Don’t let Jenkins catch you slacking though, or you might just end up in a virtual meeting with the boss! Join now for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other.

The Daily Tegami Bachi Storytime Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, Bachi, Chapter 34, Daily, FANTASY, friendship, Gauche Suede, Heartwarming, Lag Seeing, Letter Bee, love, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, Niche, SHONEN, smp, Spirit Amber, STONE, storytime, Tegami, Tegami Bachi

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us and witness the epic love story of Steve and a block of stone. Yes, you heard that right! Sparks fly when Steve accidentally crafts a pickaxe with a piece of stone that turns out to be his soulmate. Will their love withstand the test of creeper explosions and zombie attacks? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will they succeed in their evil plan or will the players band together to stop them? Only time will tell!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a llama riding a pig, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find your own block of stone to fall in love with!

BabyBlockersMC

abusive behavior, baby names, BabyBlockersMC, Boundaries, communication breakdown, control issues, family conflict, family dynamics, father in-law, generational differences, guilt trips, in-laws, mother-in-law, Pregnancy, relationship struggles, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, standing up for oneself, support from parents, support system

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws who think they can control every aspect of your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and outrageous baby name disputes!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away in the virtual world when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere demanding that you name your Minecraft baby after her. But fear not, for you have the power to stand up to her and declare that your blocky offspring will not bear her name!

Join us as we navigate through family feuds, guilt trips, and even TikToks about the importance of baby names. Will you side with your fiancé who can’t seem to grow a spine, or will you take a stand and show that you’re not to be messed with?

With supportive allies like your mom and your fiancé’s dad by your side, you’ll never feel alone in this virtual world. So come on over to our server and let’s show those meddling in-laws who’s boss!

RichieRich SMP

affluent behavior, affluent personalities, elite social circles, extravagant behavior, extravagant experiences, extravagant habits, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant possessions, extravagant spending, extravagant tastes, high society, lavish parties, luxury lifestyle, millionaire mindset, opulent living, privileged upbringing, rich people, RichieRich, smp, successful entrepreneurs, wealthy individuals, wealthy personalities

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

OMG, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP?? It’s like, the richest server everrrrr! Like, the owner is a literal diamond block and the admins ride around on golden pigs, I swearrrr.

You gotta join this server, like ASAP, because the players are all like, super duper rich and they throw emerald parties every night. I heard one time, someone found a chest full of enchanted golden apples and they all turned into unicorns and flew around the map together. It was wild, man.

And get this, the mods are like, actual dragons who hoard all the diamonds and only give them out to the most epic builders. Like, I heard this one dude built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of emerald blocks and they made him king of the server. True story.

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most baller Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join this server. Just watch out for the creepers wearing top hats, they’re the real bosses around here. Good luck, broskis!

ManlyTearsMC

crying, cultural beliefs, emotional suppression, emotional wellbeing, emotions, Expression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, History, ManlyTearsMC, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Psychology, Self-expression, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	47

Are you tired of living in a world where men aren’t allowed to shed a tear without being judged? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all players to cry as much as they want! In fact, we have a designated crying corner where you can let it all out while building your dream castle.

Join us and be part of a community where emotions run wild and tears flow freely. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends while bonding over your shared love of crying in Minecraft. So come on, let those tears flow and join our server today!

BlockCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera ban, Ban, blockcraft, broadcasting, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, Fatah, Government, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, palestine, Politics, press freedom, Report, restrictions, Server, television, Ultimate, West Bank

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Towns Built:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on. like, one time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground city where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and flying pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. you gotta join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK

Conflict Resolution, CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK, defensive action, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial integrity, uk, Ukraine, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4095
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
New Chunks Explored:	406210	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	346
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.

we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.

plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.

so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1998
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	8206	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

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Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	7195	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Endless Night Skies:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Animals Bred:	152
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Villages Defended:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal