HurricaneCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making life or death decisions is just part of the game! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge, where you’ll have to convince stubborn NPCs to evacuate dangerous areas before disaster strikes.

Embark on epic quests to save your virtual family members from impending doom, all while facing off against raging storms and convincing them that “God’s hands” won’t protect them this time.

But beware, your siblings and friends may not always see eye to eye with your decisions, so be prepared for some intense virtual drama as you navigate through the chaos of a Cat.5 hurricane.

Join us now and show off your persuasive skills in the face of impending danger! Who knows, you might just save the day and earn the title of ultimate Minecraft hero.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Crops Grown:	2618
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Calorie Cut Craft

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so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Bet On Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EvilCraftersUnite

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Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyCorruptionEU

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Butt Plug City

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join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

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Starlight SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Towny Plugin	Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
Origins Mod	Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
	Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
Custom Content	Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
Cooking & Bakery System	Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
Optional PvP	Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
Optional Voice Chat	Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	4117
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LostCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HurricaneMiltonEscape

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GameNostalgiaCraft

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Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	165
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyDefenseMinister

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Robo Voice Realness

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.