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WE’VE ANALYZED 501 TROPICAL CYCLONES AND FOUND THAT THE BEST WAY TO SURVIVE IS TO JOIN OUR SERVER AND BUILD A VIRTUAL BUNKER. OUR POPULATION IS AS DIVERSE AS THE AFTERMATH OF A HURRICANE, WITH INFANTS AND BLACK PLAYERS DOMINATING THE LANDSCAPE.

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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 52 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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