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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8687 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 52 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
On our server, you’ll have the chance to meet the most unique and interesting players around. From hung white friends who are more than willing to let you play with their BWC (Big White Castle) to watching them bleach brown girls (in a totally wholesome and friendly way, of course), there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have epic quests, insane challenges, and the chance to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!