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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4712 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 288 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!