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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 912 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs. Join us on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player on the server. Just be prepared for some chicken-related shenanigans along the way.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Who knows! But they sure do look fancy.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of humiliation rituals, diamond chickens, and dapper llamas. It’s the most absurdly fun server you’ll ever play on!