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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 4431 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs. Join us on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player on the server. Just be prepared for some chicken-related shenanigans along the way.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Who knows! But they sure do look fancy.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of humiliation rituals, diamond chickens, and dapper llamas. It’s the most absurdly fun server you’ll ever play on!