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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1649 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 63 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs. Join us on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player on the server. Just be prepared for some chicken-related shenanigans along the way.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Who knows! But they sure do look fancy.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of humiliation rituals, diamond chickens, and dapper llamas. It’s the most absurdly fun server you’ll ever play on!