Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more madness than a pineapple under the sea, I tell ya! Imagine if SpongeBob was actually a bunch of humans running around in square pants – that’s the kind of wildness you’ll find here!

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to swim! Build insane structures that defy the laws of physics and gravity – just like how Mr. Human defies logic by living in a pineapple!

And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got zombies that breakdance, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and skeletons that moonwalk like Michael Jackson! You won’t find this kind of lunacy anywhere else, folks!

So come on down to our server and let your inner Humanbob shine! Just watch out for Squidward, he’s been known to challenge players to a dance-off for no reason at all. But hey, that’s just how we roll in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 New Chunks Explored: 958082
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MysticValleyCraft

    MysticValleyCraft

    Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Runes Activated: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Airidale Classic Prisons

    Airidale Classic Prisons

    Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • AusCraft

    AusCraft

    » JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 95
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8006 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 466 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 211 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 436 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Alien Abductions: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1662 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Ores Mined: 5081
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Potions Brewed: 178 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9577 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 488
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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