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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 6950 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Farms Harvested: | 517 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
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