Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
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