HouthisGonnaHateCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Towns Built:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

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Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	911
Void Armor Forged:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3426

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyChemWarfare

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so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Endless Night Skies:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ligma Craft

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LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

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Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Buildings Constructed:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TripTreats4Kids

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Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mines Excavated:	3010	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

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So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Villages Defended:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

BUILD, Communication, Create, emotion, Expression, Favorite, favorite word, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Personal, sentiment, sentimental, sentimentalism, sentimentalist, sentimentalist’s., sentimentality, sentimentally, Unique, vocabulary, why, Word, WordCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mines Excavated:	3829
Towns Built:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	4590
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

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So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Crops Grown:	3985
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.