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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9352 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.
so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”