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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2807 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5907 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 316 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.
so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”