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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 855 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 178 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.
so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”