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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 5645 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on this server, the Texies are in need of a second thread for some reason. Who knows what that even means, but it sounds important, right?
But wait, there’s more! Spookiness is a regular occurrence on this server, so if you’re a fan of being scared out of your blocky pants, this is the place for you. And don’t even get me started on the spaghetti-fest that is confirmed to happen. What’s a spaghetti-fest, you ask? Who knows, but it’s going to be wild!
So come join us on this crazy adventure where the game is always 0-0 because who needs rules anyway? It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem, and we want you to be a part of it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your character’s face turns blue (or green, if you’re a zombie). See you in the chaos!
