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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8078 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7407 |
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world that’s as messy as your friend’s house after they added in way too many animals. The smell of adventure will stick to your virtual clothes, just like the smell of animal waste sticks to everything in their house.
Don’t worry about tiptoeing around piles of dog poop and pee – in our server, you’ll be too busy dodging creepers and zombies to even notice! And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just hop on a virtual couch that definitely isn’t soaked in pee (we promise).
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll need to bring is a sense of humor and maybe some trash bags for your car seats. And remember, if anyone asks why you’re always hanging out here, just tell them it’s because our server is the place to be!
