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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7824 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 191 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?
Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.
So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?