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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2822 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
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