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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7758 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 2932 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
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