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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 1471 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 263 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 173 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
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