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SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Crops Grown:	6077	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2543	Animals Bred:	126

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	2732

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Crops Grown:	7897	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Zombie Dances:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ores Mined:	9105	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Crops Grown:	7408	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Buildings Constructed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	50
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Animals Bred:	44
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	3076
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8121	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	270063	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Farms Harvested:	216	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3