HotPoliticianBrains | New Minecraft Servers 2024

join our epic minecraft server where heat waves make politicians talk like toddlers! we analyzed 7 million speeches from 28,000 politicians and found out that when it gets hot, their brains turn to mush! imagine hearing a seasoned politician trying to discuss foreign policy but all they can say is “me want juice box!” it’s a riot, i tell ya! come join the fun and see if you can decipher what they’re trying to say. plus, older politicians are even more affected, so you’ll get to witness some real gems. it’s like a comedy show and a political debate all rolled into one. so hop on our server and prepare to laugh your pants off!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ores Mined:	8409	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dimension Hops:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	1888

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	89

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Animals Bred:	150
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Potions Brewed:	109	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.