HotPoliticianBrains | New Minecraft Servers 2024

join our epic minecraft server where heat waves make politicians talk like toddlers! we analyzed 7 million speeches from 28,000 politicians and found out that when it gets hot, their brains turn to mush! imagine hearing a seasoned politician trying to discuss foreign policy but all they can say is “me want juice box!” it’s a riot, i tell ya! come join the fun and see if you can decipher what they’re trying to say. plus, older politicians are even more affected, so you’ll get to witness some real gems. it’s like a comedy show and a political debate all rolled into one. so hop on our server and prepare to laugh your pants off!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Gods Slained:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	7763	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Potions Brewed:	69	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Items Found:	3553
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Crops Grown:	5997
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	123
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Potions Brewed:	128	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Towns Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mines Excavated:	3537
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.