HotPoliticianBrains | New Minecraft Servers 2024

join our epic minecraft server where heat waves make politicians talk like toddlers! we analyzed 7 million speeches from 28,000 politicians and found out that when it gets hot, their brains turn to mush! imagine hearing a seasoned politician trying to discuss foreign policy but all they can say is “me want juice box!” it’s a riot, i tell ya! come join the fun and see if you can decipher what they’re trying to say. plus, older politicians are even more affected, so you’ll get to witness some real gems. it’s like a comedy show and a political debate all rolled into one. so hop on our server and prepare to laugh your pants off!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Towns Built:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Potions Brewed:	139

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Potions Brewed:	131
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mines Excavated:	1078	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Crops Grown:	3928	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	231	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Items Found:	6298	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Crops Grown:	4876	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Enchantments Applied:	82
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Animals Bred:	179	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.