join our epic minecraft server where heat waves make politicians talk like toddlers! we analyzed 7 million speeches from 28,000 politicians and found out that when it gets hot, their brains turn to mush! imagine hearing a seasoned politician trying to discuss foreign policy but all they can say is “me want juice box!” it’s a riot, i tell ya! come join the fun and see if you can decipher what they’re trying to say. plus, older politicians are even more affected, so you’ll get to witness some real gems. it’s like a comedy show and a political debate all rolled into one. so hop on our server and prepare to laugh your pants off!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Chimeras Created: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 410 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Enchantments Applied: 156

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Runes Activated: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Magic Items Found: 8760
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 201 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8125 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Potions Brewed: 94 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Magic Items Found: 8746
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6141 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Anomaly

    Anomaly

    We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Ores Mined: 3393
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 1733
    Potions Brewed: 164 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • sleep

    sleep

    enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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