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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 374 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Farms Harvested: | 536 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 137 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
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