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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8132 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6229 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 28 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
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