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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4652 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
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So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.