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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6235 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7365 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 142 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s hotter than a volcano erupting before it even erupts, ya feel me? we got high-precision U-Pb geochronology for the Miocene Climate Optimum, whatever that means, but it sounds fancy AF. and get dis, we got a novel approach for calibrating age models in deep-sea sediment cores, like who even thinks of dat stuff?
but wait, there’s more! we got mobs crazier than a pack of wild llamas on a sugar rush, we got dungeons deeper than your ex’s commitment issues, and we got loot better than finding diamonds in a pile of dirt.
so come join us on dis server, where the only thing hotter than our lava is the friendships you’ll make along the way. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next creeper party.
