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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 8463 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, actual wizards or something. they can, like, turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make creepers do the cha-cha.
one time, this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back. it was, like, the wildest ride ever, man. you gotta join to experience that kind of craziness.
also, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the best parties, man. you gotta join to party with the alien villagers.
oh, and did i mention the giant flying pigs that poop out golden nuggets? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. you gotta join to witness the majestic flying pigs in action.
so, like, what are you waiting for, man? join this server and let the insanity begin!
