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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 219 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 240 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind after dealing with family parties and passive-aggressive in-laws. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find a virtual partner who won’t ditch you for fireworks on the 4th of July.
With over 50 blood drawls worth of fun and excitement, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being called ungrateful or controlling ever again.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend’s family party when you can have a creeper party instead?