HorsePenisCleaner Minecraft Server

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, animal care, animal grooming, animal hygiene, awkward situations, equine care, friendship boundaries, Grooming, horse anatomy, horse behavior, horse care, horse grooming, horse health, horse ownership, HorsePenisCleaner, male horse, Minecraft, pet care, pet hygiene, Server, sheath cleaning, uncomfortable situations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and interesting players around! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Looking for a server where you can bond with your male horse in a whole new way? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for horse lovers who want to show their equine friends some extra special attention. Who knew that giving your horse a sheath massage could lead to such hilarious misunderstandings with friends? Join now and see what other wacky situations you can get into!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic building competitions you’ve ever seen. Build a giant statue of your horse, create a replica of the stables where the infamous sheath massage incident took place, or let your imagination run wild with whatever crazy creations you can come up with. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

iMinecrafting Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

With multiple servers that make up our network, we are a Spanish-speaking Minecraft community. Create your story, join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Towns Built:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VirarithMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

VirarithMC is an MMORPG Kingdoms PvPvE server like no other. We offer a multitude of things from custom crafting, custom ores, custom farming, and custom cooking. Players are also able to create Kingdoms and expand into Nations as they begin their conquest. Don’t like PvP? Don’t worry, upon kingdom creation players are prompted to either pick to be Pacifist or PvP. And its not just about world domination! We offer many different ways to enjoy an RP environment with your kingdom and other kingdoms as well. We also have a multitude of custom mobs that we have added with actual models including (But not limited to), Brown Bears, Grizzly Bears, Deer, Boars, Sharks, and many more!So join today and don’t forget to join our discord!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Junior Kodaks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Kodaks SMP! Kodaks SMP is a community focused server that focuses in economy and no griefing. Both Java and Bedrock players can join. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	3094
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	691	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Ores Mined:	2163	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6468

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Emeralds Found:	7404
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!