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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 9414 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with horny ladies just waiting for you to come and sweep them off their blocky feet. That’s right, this server is like a Minecraft dating sim, but with creepers and diamonds!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find love (or at least some pixelated flirting), but you’ll also encounter crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and breakdance like nobody’s watching.
So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the horny ladies and have the time of your life in this wacky, wild Minecraft SMP. See you there, my blocky brethren!
