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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 1926 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3955 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find love (or at least some pixelated flirting), but you’ll also encounter crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and breakdance like nobody’s watching.
So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the horny ladies and have the time of your life in this wacky, wild Minecraft SMP. See you there, my blocky brethren!