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Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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