HootlessCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Goon Squad

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the madness and mayhem of our server? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	64292	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Tacos – Taco ‘Bout a Good Time!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a rainy day? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas dressed as pirates, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move when no one’s looking. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a lifetime supply of bacon and now they’re living in a bacon castle with a bacon moat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you saying “Edición hoy NO le re gustó” in the best way possible!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6645	Potions Brewed:	121
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy stories about Lammy.

Legend has it that Lammy was once a sheep who gained magical powers and transformed into a Minecraft god. Now, on this server, you can ride rainbow-colored sheep into battle and conquer your enemies with the power of cuteness!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing zombies, you never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Lammy himself. Dance the night away with ghasts and blaze rods as your DJ’s!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lammy today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be sure to watch out for those killer bunnies – they’re not as innocent as they look!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	97
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Potions Brewed:	113
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ukrainian Chug-a-Lug Craft Server #15916

Analysis, BANKRUPTCY, car bombing, Chug, ChugaLug, Comfy Happening, Craft, energy infrastructure, German aid, Globohomo, Israel, kyiv, Maps, Mega, mobilization law, NATO Council, NATO diplomats, nuspeak, podcasts, Politico, Resources, SBU officer, Server, Talmud, Telegram Channels, Ukraine General, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian parliament, UKROP, video archive, World Bank, Z Radio, Zelensky

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, insane battles, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off mobs with laser guns, riding dragons into battle, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the madness, join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ores Mined:	4782	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MeowCraft: The Cheesy Cat Server

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Are you tired of boring old cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have the exclusive “Can I haz cheeseburger” cat breed! These cats are not only cute as fuck, but they also have a special ability to summon cheeseburgers out of thin air! Imagine having a pet that can satisfy your hunger cravings at any time. Join our server now and adopt one of these amazing feline friends. Who needs diamonds when you have a cheeseburger cat by your side?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Emeralds Found:	8281
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Players Killed by Monsters:	4919

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Timey Wimey Crafty Fun Server

Alternate Realities, Chaos, Conflicts, consequences, Crafty, creative writing, desire, Dimensions, embroiled, FANTASY, Fiction, Fun, height, imagination, multiverses, power, Server, speculative fiction, storytelling, taller, timelines, Timey, Wimey, wish fulfillment, Wishes

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even the smallest wish can have universe-altering consequences! Join us and witness the chaos as players battle it out over the most ridiculous wishes. Want to be taller? Prepare to face off against entire timelines and multiverses just to gain a few extra blocks of height! Only on this server can you experience the thrill of fighting for your wildest dreams, no matter how absurd they may be. So why wait? Join now and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash with just a simple wish!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Celeb Chaos

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where the Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition is in full swing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with celebrity sightings and outrageous adventures. Rumor has it that ThreadBeady himself will be making a guest appearance, ready to show off his epic building skills and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Disco Sheep and the mysterious Enderman with a top hat. Will you be brave enough to face these creatures and claim their loot?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden potatoes. Don’t miss out on the fun – Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition awaits!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JapanCraft: Because Creepers are the Real Enemy

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Are you tired of living in a boring old country with expensive food and tipping culture? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only currency is blocks and the only language spoken is gamer speak!

With our server, all you need is a degree (any degree will do) and the ability to speak English (or at least type it in the chat). You’ll be living the high life in no time, just like our English teacher friend in Japan.

Forget about high living costs and tipping woes, on our server you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and never worry about rent or bills again. Join us today and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	244077	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Botan’s Blocky Hunt

Anime, blocky, Botans, challenge, Character, chase, danger, Entertainment, Escape, Gaming, hunt, hunting, last watched, Livestream, ONLINE, Shishiro Botan, showdown, STOP, Streamer, Suspense, Target, Thriller, virtual reality, Vtuber

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Banter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

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> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

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Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8576
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Haters Gonna Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	New Chunks Explored:	498950
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchantments Applied:	77