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Honestly surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood… Minecraft SMP

Honestly surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood… Minecraft SMP
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Players: 98/100 Votes: 9458
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 431
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of random celebrities, and starting epic pranks that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so insane that even Hollywood celebrities are trying to get in on the action. We’ve had A-listers like Jennifer Lawrence trying to join, but we had to tell her she was just too wild for us. Honestly, we’re surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood after seeing the shenanigans she pulled on our server.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with the weirdest bunch of players you’ll ever meet, and create memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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