Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Divine Spears Created: 16
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Cash 70% Minecraft SMP 40k

    Cash 70% Minecraft SMP 40k
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Plus, our currency is 70% cash, so you can literally make it rain in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on the legendary 40k challenge where players must fight off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding on flying pigs. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyDudes – Minecraft server

    CraftyDudes – Minecraft server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow male indie Vtubers to join! Why, you ask? Because we believe that only the most rugged and independent Vtubers can survive in our crazy world of pixelated adventures.

    Join us for epic quests, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our all-male Vtuber community. Want to show off your oshi? Go ahead and shill them to your heart’s content! Just make sure they’re a dude, because no girls are allowed here unless they’re on topic (and even then, they better be ready to prove themselves).

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a group of Vtubers who are as wild and wacky as us? We’ve got stories that will make you laugh, builds that will blow your mind, and a community that will make you feel right at home (as long as you’re a dude, of course).

    So grab your pickaxe, put on your best Vtuber avatar, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in our world? Only one way to find out – join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Racket Lisa Minecraft SMP

    Racket Lisa Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being yelled at for playing Minecraft too loudly? Join our SMP where the only practice you need is perfecting your creeper dodging skills! Our server is so intense, even the mobs are afraid to spawn. Trust us, you’ll never hear “knock off that racket” again, unless it’s coming from a disgruntled Enderman. So come join us and let’s make some noise… in a good way!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Power Play Minecraft Server

    Power Play Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to offer you UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!

    Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle. Our server is so powerful, even the Ender Dragon bows down to us.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can have UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Color Coordinated Minecraft SMP

    Color Coordinated Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where each color is coordinated to the opening sequence of your favorite anime! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    In our world, Pink opening means you’ll be greeted by a horde of adorable pink llamas ready to accompany you on your journey. Blue opening? Get ready to dive into a massive ocean filled with treasure and maybe a few angry squids. And don’t even get us started on the Yellow opening – let’s just say you might find yourself face to face with a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Rainbow opening, you’ll be transported to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance the Macarena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Final Map Minecraft Server

    Final Map Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the final map has just been revealed by the higher ups! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. You won’t find that kind of talent anywhere else!

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them, the loot is all yours!

    3. The server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or your tools start dancing on their own!

    4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity works backwards. It’s a challenge just to navigate your way around, but the views are totally worth it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9549 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 71

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4

    SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4
    Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! It’s like a virtual fashion show, and Leah is always slaying with her pixelated outfits. You gotta join just to see her latest look, trust me.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They’re like little mob bosses, trading rare items and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what they’ll do next!

    And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon. Rumor has it there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it?

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as the creeper explosions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2758 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP

    Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers bust a move!

    Join our SMP if you want to ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and chaos today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Angela’s Minecraft Server

    Angela’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of looking like a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can transform into the iconic Angela from Silent Hill 2! That’s right, strut your stuff in a creepy, yet stylish outfit that will have all the mobs running scared.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a few jump scares along the way. Who needs diamonds when you can collect creepy dolls and rusty knives instead?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Angela. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted nightmares…err, we mean fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

    The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

    Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

    But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 73 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9315 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Fan Service Minecraft Server

    Fan Service Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Villages Defended: 15 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • just make your own game Minecraft SMP

    just make your own game Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

    Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Star Shards Collected: 148
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Emeralds Found: 289
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 448
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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